All you wanted to do today was sit around and watch television, but as usual your Mom comes in bitching about something. She immediately turns off the TV and starts asking you where her other shoe is - like you know! - and just keeps standing there, in front of the TV, complaining. You pick up the remote - you're just going to turn the TV back on whether Mom likes it or not, but she starts threatening you and telling you not to. So, as a joke, you aim the remote right at her face and hit *MUTE*...